Humour from the Net
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
- Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.
- Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.
- Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They’re trying to get away from the noise.
- The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
The reason? What good is it to have the inclination if you don’t have the time?
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