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Microwave Connection

 

JoAnn wrote:

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> LeAnn wrote:

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> > .I have a microwave connection....

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> What is that exactly, and how does it work?

 

You stand on your porch and make very small waving gestures.
A person on a distant hill waves back to show your waving was noticed and understood.

 

To transfer files you burn them to CD and wave the CD gently. Voice-over-microwave is done by recording to cassette, pulling out the tape and jiggling it in your hand. To cook the Thanksgiving turkey, just leave it on your porch within sight of the distant hill.


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