Beauty Shop: Dye now!
Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you.
Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Computer Store: Out for a quick byte
Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels.
Scientist's Door: Gone Fission
Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman and the 2nd just left.
Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.