From Trevor's computer 1997:
You know you’ve had way too much coffee when you think being called a drip is a compliment.
Oxymoron List:
Just when you have nothing to read, have a look at the list that
has hundreds.
http://www.bored.com
When I last looked, the
top 20 were:
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20. Government Organization |
19. Alone Together |
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18. Personal Computer |
17. Silent Scream |
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16. Living Dead |
15. Same Difference |
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14. Taped Live |
13. Plastic Glasses |
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12. Tight Slacks |
11. Peace Force |
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10. Pretty Ugly |
9. Head Butt |
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8. Working Vacation |
7. Tax Return |
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6. Virtual Reality |
5. Dodge Ram |
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4. Work Party |
3. Jumbo Shrimp |
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2. Healthy Tan |
1. Microsoft Works |
Note that the one below was the only one in uppercase!
TEMPORARY TAX INCREASE
From the US:
Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii sponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells to welcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. Table Tennis Team after its tour of Communist China.
The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing the Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill.