Senior Driving 1
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the interstate. Please be careful!"Word Play
A selection of word definitions by The Washington Post. Sent by Mike Purcell.:1. Abattour: The line of rubberneckers driving slowly by the scene of a traffic accident hoping to see some gore.
2. Beginity: The other end of infinity.
3. Cabbage: Taxi fare.
4. Docyoumeant: The letter you SHOULD have written.
5. Earnigma: A Tax Office form.
6. Epoxy: Infected with a computer virus.
7. Flabbergasted: appalled over how much weight you have gained.
8. Gethsemoney: Thirty pieces of silver.
9. Hste: When there's just no time for spelling the whole word.
10. Internapping: Web browsing with a dial-up.
11. Jestation: That pregnant pause between joke and punch line.
12. Kimchihuahua: Asian food made with secret special ingredients.
13. Liverworst: The unkindest cold cut of all.
14. Meander: A lovers' stroll.
15. Negligent: Condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
16. Osteo-witticism: A humerus play on words; a bone mot.
17. Pi-eyed: 3.1415962653 sheets to the wind.
18. Queery: To ask the question that dares not speak its name.
19. Robust: Underwire bra.
20. Slumber: Sawing logs.
21. Thesaurus: Extinct lizard-like creature with good language skills.
22. Unaqueue: The single line that should be formed when waiting before two ATMs, rather than forming a separate line before each.
23. Vomittee: A work group that spews out report after report.
24. Westhamptonboroughminsterburginshire: A small village in England, pronounced "Wesher."
25. Xxylophone: A percussing instrument.
26. Yearner's-permit: A credit card.