Humour from the Net

• What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
  
• Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.
  
• Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.
  
• Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They’re trying to get away from the noise.
  
• The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
  The reason? What good is it to have the inclination if you don’t have the time?